• So no one told you life was gonna be this way (clapclapclapclapclap)

• Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A

• It's like you're always stuck in second gear

• When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year

• But ... I'll be there for you

• When the rain starts to pour

• I'll be there for you

• Like I've been there before

• I'll be there for you

• 'cause you're there for me too.

D.O.A. means dead on arrival